swine flu lololz!!1!
No updates for a while. Oh well. Not that anyone comes here anyways. I have Swine Flu Funnies, actual things said by people on Twitter. I tried to engage people in AIM chatrooms on the subject, but their attention span was too short to get any real responses. One person (apparently a history major. Okay) actually said "its scare but i like wwii tho loll". I also told someone I was a 78 year old male who lived in Mongolia. She asked how I got internet in Mongolia.. People are awesome.
Also, I'd like to congratulate the people at school who pulled the fire alarm 4 times in the same day. I understand you're on Fonzy levels of coolness, but please. Let us uncool people get a chance to rise to your levels. We can't do that if you're always in the spotlight. Thanks.
COLOR SCHEME: I hate it. It looks too purple. It was supposed to be an icy blue. I don't feel like changing it, though. At least not until after AP tests. So, to all three people who might visit from now until then, deal with it.
The Illuminati Don't Like my Web Design Skills
Who can blame them? Anyways, I think I figured out stuff about those ads that popped up here a little bit ago. It turns out, the whole thing is a global conspiracy engineered by the Koreans and some French guy to hijack the internet and return the world to the dark ages of the 1970's. Seriously, I think it's a pretty big problem. Click back there to find out more about it, Coppermine Image Gallery, and see some geek buzzwords.
Poor, Poor You
First, I'd like to express my deep condolences for your presence here. This website is just like my room, without that guy smell and the Thomas the Tank Engine posters. So, it's really not like my room at all. Now that you're here, you should probably leave, unless you're exceptionally brave/bored.
So what is this place? Well, it's a few things. After reading about how sites like Youtube and MySpace are killing the internet, I wanted to join the bandwagon. But a prerequisite for MySpace is having three million friends to list, which obviously does not apply. So MySpace was out. And YouTubers have more exciting things to watch than some kid like me. Like those enthralling video diaries of random strangers telling me about their life. How can I compete with that? So, I made this little site to join the Killing the Internet with Stupidity and Needless Bandwidth Bandwagon.
Also, I always thought it would be really cool to have a website. I know HTML and some scripting and even made websites for some other people (poor, poor them). But I never made one for myself. So, here it is in its content-lacking glory. I know it doesn't look the prettiest, but I like it. I like icy color schemes like this, no matter how badly I put it together.
Seriously, I have some stuff on here that most of you won't be interested in, but for those few who I always tell, "I'll tell you later" and never do...it's probably here. In fact, if you don't know me, there's really nothing here for you.
Tongue and Cheek aside, this is a placeholder for things to come. Programs and tools I've written, commonly-needed tutorials amongst my friends, and a base of operations for me. Not much content yet, but there will be. Also, try to find the hidden secret. Geeks only need apply (or people with way too much time on their hands who feel like looking through website source code. Loser.)